On top of that, the AH OOC fics have finally hit. A few short months ago I would have said, pretty confidently, that those just didn't exist in our corner of the fandom. But now, suddenly... I've seen teacher/student shenanigans, Bella is a famous singer and Jacob is her bodyguard, Jacob is an angsty painter and Bella is his sexy muse, something called 'Fat Chance' in which Bella was a fat kid but came back to town all hot, a fic where Bella was a real mom-mom who was grieving her husband (Edward) and having an affair with Jake behind Nessie's back, and most recently, Jacob is in a band with the Cullen boys and Bella is like, a groupie or something.
I think the canon-based honeymoon is finally over for us.